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Superintendent's Secretary

It's not always easy being the Secretary, so here are a few of my favorite tidbits to turn your stress into a smile! Enjoy! 

Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present.

DESK HOURS...
Some mornings or afternoon, I'm not here at all, but lately I've been here just about all the time. Except when I'm someplace else. But I should be here then, too!

COPIER IS OUT OF ORDER...
No - We cannot fix it.
Yes - We have called the service tech.
Yes - He will be here today.
No - We do not know how long it will take.
No - We do not know what caused it.
No - We do not know who broke it.
No - We do not know what you are going to do.
Yes - We know what we can do with it!

And My Favorite!

YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO...
That there is a woman in charge of every school in this country.

Veronica Ibanez
Secretary to Superintendent
830-563-2491 ext. 106
[email protected]